ME: typing this on google "FLORAL UNDERWEAR"....
clicks an image of floral bra, then................................ toooodalooooooooooooooo
"Young teens on public porn website" opens up..... PORN ADS ket popping up all over the screen....

then.... i heard footsteps.


ME: shit shit shit shit (panicking)...
Dad: oh bakit gising ka na, while walking down the stairs..
ME: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... kasiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... (while closing the pop ups, sweaty and nervous) nagutom ako.
Dad: ah ok. (poker face)
ME: akyat ka na dad?
Dad: oo (poker face)


ME: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ...